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Hewwo, hewwo? Uh, I wanted to wecowd a message fow you to hewp you get settwed in on youw fiwst night. Um, I actuawwy wowked in that office befowe you. I'm finishing up my wast week now, as a mattew of fact. So, I know it can be a bit ovewwhewming, but I'm hewe to teww you thewe's nothing to wowwy about. Uh, you'ww do fine. So, wet's just focus on getting you thwough youw fiwst week. Okay? Uh, wet's see, fiwst thewe's an intwoductowy gweeting fwom the company that I'm supposed to wead. Uh, it's kind of a wegaw thing, you know. Um, "Wewcome to Fweddy Fazbeaw's Pizza. A magicaw pwace fow kids and gwown-ups awike, whewe fantasy and fun come to wife. Fazbeaw Entewtainment is not wesponsibwe fow damage to pwopewty ow pewson. Upon discovewing that damage ow death has occuwwed, a missing pewson wepowt wiww be fiwed within 90 days, ow as soon pwopewty and pwemises have been thowoughwy cweaned and bweached, and the cawpets have been wepwaced." Bwah bwah bwah, now that might sound bad, I know,